1. stansusedbloggingemporium:

    When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

    (Source: stansspookybloggingemporium, via gottliebmealone)

  2. 911 Operator Thought It’s A Prank Call. But Her Quick Thinking Saved A Life. (…)

    (Source: isdangmaharot, via gottliebmealone)

  3. onlylolgifs:

    baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

    (via gottliebmealone)

  4. spiderbesiderr:


    that’s it that’s the whole argument.

    That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

    (Source: citymod, via gottliebmealone)


    1. death note: *a very intricate and complex psychological thriller about the boundaries of justice and how far someone will go to rid the world of evil*
    2. fandom: oM G L Is so kA W A ii

  5. Character Development

    1. Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
    2. Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
    3. Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
    4. Ciel: All right.
    5. *3 years later*
    6. Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
    7. Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
    8. Ciel: Go to hell!
    9. Sebastian: I am hell!
  7. iheartnorman:

    It’s like a damn romance novel.

    (via fictionalfeather)


  9. black-quadrant:

    don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind

    don’t use them for their generosity

    and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice

    good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded

    treat these people right

    (via booksnbutterbeer)

  10. (Source: iraffiruse, via notyoudonut)


  11. Shoot

    1. 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
    2. 2.When did your last hug take place?
    3. 3.Are you a jealous person?
    4. 4.Are you tired right now?
    5. 5.Do you chew on your straws?
    6. 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
    7. 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
    8. 8.Do you cry easily?
    9. 9.What should you be doing right now?
    10. 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
    11. 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
    12. 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
    13. 13.Do you believe in love?
    14. 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
    15. 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
    16. 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
    17. 17.Will you get married?
    18. 18.When was the last time you smiled?
    19. 19.Does anyone like you?
    20. 20.Do you secretly like someone?
    21. 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
    22. 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
    23. 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
    24. 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
    25. 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
    26. 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
    27. 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
    28. 28.Are you a forgiving person?
    29. 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
    30. 30.Do you fall for people easily?
    31. 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
    32. 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
    33. 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
    34. 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
    35. 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
    36. 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
    37. 37.Can you live a day without TV?
    38. 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
    39. 39.Three names you go by...
    40. 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
    41. 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
    42. 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
    43. 43.What’s your current problem?
    44. 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
    45. 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
    46. 46.How many kids do you want to have?
    47. 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
  12. toastyhat:







    what omg

    the english language, everyone

    This hit me like a brick

    And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

    And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

    The one thing that always bothers me is that the post seems to imply that this sentence is special that way, which it ain’t.

    (Source: mostlikelyloveyou, via themrcreepypasta)


  13. dadsofficial:

    So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

    (Source: jaoxn, via theretchingnetch)


  14. "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

    - Mark Twain

    This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

    (via the-bitchextraordinaire)

    (via erikisafail)