1. nixpunk:

    i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

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  3. siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    (via ryugazaking)

     

  4. hold up

    lovelydeck:

    pass-the-sass-please:

    okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

    i meanimage

    can we all just take a moment

    image

    to appreciate all of the hard workimage

    that must have gone into these outfits

    image

    like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

    good job guys

    There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

    (via ryugazaking)

     
  5. rettaroo:

    fiorinda-chancellor:

    setbabiesonfire:

    swallowedwholeinnegatives:

    What does this mean?

    That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

    It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

      (via life-of-a-fanatic)

    (Source: zowieee, via themrcreepypasta)

     
  6. sushinfood:

    justamerplwithabox:

    vivelafat:

    prokopetz:

    officialdeadparrot:

    grellholmes:

    elsajeni:

    gunslingerannie:

    justtkeepcalmm:

    dean-and-his-pie:

    fororchestra:

    musicalmelody:

    Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

    Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

    To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

    On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

    I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

    Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

    The lengths we go for music.

    Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

    One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

    And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

    [stifled giggling]

    [reeeeeeally deep breath]

    [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

    The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

    In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

    FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

    This is the best band post 

    Everyone else go home

    Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

    image

    which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

    image

    that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

    Who does that?

    This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

    Julius IdontgivaFucik

    More like Julius Fuckit

    Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

    (Source: housecatincarnate, via theretchingnetch)

     
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  8. ghostlygamtav:

    hey did u kno

    • being cis is normal
    • not being cis is normal
    • shut the fuck up everything is normal we are all literally organic creatures and therefore we are all normal
    • unless you are a robot or silicone-based alien in which case i apologize for my carbon-based privilege and invite you to add me on skype because i am interested in your culture

    (Source: blondnepeta, via jobrows)

     

  9. circumcisions:

    reblog if your url is your name in real life

    (Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via ryugazaking)

     
  10. long live the car crash hearts

    (Source: halesmcalls, via bleep0bleep)

     

  11. modestmgmtofficial:

    everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

    • 5 gallons of homework
    • mouthful of lint
    • 20 degrees of facial oil
    • 7 pints of china
    • handful of fergi
    • 60 mph of dad

    (via heymatryoshkat)

     
  12. ruinedchildhood:

    Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

    (via butts-are-awesome)

     
  13. catlover839:

    archgayngel:

    captain-irrayditation:

    irrhythmic:

    captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

    [INTERNAL SCREAMING]

    this is not ok

    telling time just got 300% more confusing

    aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

    Teacher: What’s the time?

    Me: *Mental breakdown*

    (Source: ddnjapan, via butts-are-awesome)

     
  14. dirtroadsandwildflowers:

    hockpock:

    imthejesusofsuburbia:

    szarabasjkali:

    kissmymahogany:

    koopat911:

    Notice only 20 shades of gray

    It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

    Then I might be a man because I only see like eight colors in all that mess…

    thats probably also because like 1/12 men have some sort of color vision deficiency while only 1/255 women do so

    http://www.xrite.com/online-color-test-challenge

    have fun

    This turned out more interesting than I thought it’d be… Wow.

    (Source: best-of-memes, via fahrlight)

     
  15. morrigan-disapproves:

    sad girl crush - a playlist for when you don’t know if she likes you back & you are sad. (all female artists, female pronouns in most songs, (neutral pronouns in the rest) several out lgbt artists)

    track listing: counting starsangel haze / teenage dirtbag - mary lambert / let her go - arden cho / te amo - rihanna / summertime sadnessangel haze / sweater weather - kina grannis / i could be - kyla la grange / jenny - lily sevin / take her from you - dev

    (via bleep0bleep)